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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mexican potato chips? Oles Potato Chips!"
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"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."
"Why do men get circumcised? Because women GRAB anything 20% off!!"
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"I like cheese more than I like most people."
"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"