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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
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"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"
"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."
"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"
"Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!"
"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."
"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."