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Joke of the Day

"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"

"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol."

"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"

"The industrious prostitute Well there was this prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted in her hip...so she could make some money on the side."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare."

"Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !"

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records! ...but then I got kicked out of the library."

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."