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Joke of the Day
"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"
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"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"
"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"
"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"
"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"
"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."
"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"