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Joke of the Day

"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."

"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."

"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"

"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"

"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""