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Joke of the Day
"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."
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"What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have adquired over a.... *Accidentally drops cell phone on the toilet*"
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"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."
"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""
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"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."