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Joke of the Day

"6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much"

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""

"My pet rock likes to dent people's heads. I don't blame him"

"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."

"Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat."

"Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots."

"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."