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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."

"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"

"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."

"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be the R but it really be the C!"

"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"I wish i could Google anything. I'd type: ""where da fuck iz my phone?"" and it'd be like: ""in da fridge dumbass."""

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"