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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"Whats up? My dick."

"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in...."

"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""