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Joke of the Day
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"
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"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."
"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."
"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."
"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."
"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."
"What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus."
"Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well bring me some you haven't had around for that long."