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Joke of the Day

"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."

"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"

"Why are TVs attracted to people? Because people turn them on"

"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"

"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"

"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."

"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"

"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."