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Joke of the Day

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"

"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"

"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."

"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"

"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"

"What's the difference between a raccoon and a boner? I don't have a raccoon."

"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"