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Joke of the Day

"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."

"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."

"Why do they call it a ""shit-eating grin""? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit."

"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."

"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."

"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."