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Joke of the Day
"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"
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"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"
"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."
"In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."
"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."
"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"
"what's brown and sticky? A stick."
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."