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Joke of the Day

"What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak."

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"

"I have two dogs. One named Rolex and one named Timex. They're watchdogs."

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though."

"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"