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"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."
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"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"
"Doctor: ""I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's AND you have Lupus..."" Patient: ""...well at least I don't have Lupus."""
"Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly."
"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."
"If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says ""Uh, it's Adam & Eve"" you can be like ""OH REALLY?"" and have the boys attack!!"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"
"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."
"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."