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Joke of the Day

"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"

"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"Why was Han Solo suspicious when he first put his penis in Princess Leia? It was Luke warm"

"Just heard Barrack Obama's main writer has been killed.. Sources reporting that he is currently speechless."

"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"

"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."