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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"
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"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."
"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."
"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"
"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"
"other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread"
"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."
"Today i was woken up with a blowjob.. i will never fall asleep with my mouth open anymore."
"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"