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Joke of the Day

"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."

"Why didn't Edward leave his house? Because he was Snowden."

"What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation."

"GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller"

"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"

"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""