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Joke of the Day

"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."

"Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'."

"I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices."

"The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""

"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears."