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Joke of the Day
"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"
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"What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!"
"Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked ""Would you like a bag?"" I replied ""No, she's not that ugly"""
"I'm not a racist.... I'm not a racist, Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. Also Whats black and doesn't work? Half of london"
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."
"What do old people often do? Die"
"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."
"This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour."