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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."
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"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"
"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"
"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."
"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."
"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
"I was screwing my secretary... ...up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You cannot do this to me. I said, ""I know that's why I'm doing it to her."""