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Joke of the Day
"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
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"I caught my wife in bed with a banana last night... She was masticating."
"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."
"""Star Wars"" fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new ""Star Wars"" movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han Solo all waking up in Vegas."
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
"Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers? The steaks were getting too damn high."
"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"Why did France really surrender to Germany? *Hitler was being Vichy.* [Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]"
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Vivisection."