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Joke of the Day

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

"Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. ""What is this? It tastes like hair,"" said one ungrateful child."

"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."

"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"

"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."