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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are a lot like algebra... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
Next Joke
"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."
"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him ""doctor."""
"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"
"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"