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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers? The steaks were getting too damn high."

"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."

"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."

"Someone gave me a star as a gift. I'm planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot."

"Why do married men hang strobe lights from their bedroom ceilings? To create the optical illusion that their wives are moving during sex."

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."

"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"

"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"