78963
Joke of the Day
"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."
Next Joke
"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."
"do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active"
"If Hillary brought a carpet bag to New York, what did Bill bring? Hard wood."
"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"Sometimes I put toilet paper... Sometimes I put toilet paper over my penis, and pretend that it's a ghost."