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Joke of the Day

"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"

"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."

"I overdosed on viagra once it was the hardest day of my life"

"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"

"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"

"Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it."

"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."