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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."
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"Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells? ""No"" ""Well, well, well...."""
"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"God: Hmm now where did I leave that fish? It couldn't possibly have grown legs and walked away Darwin: lol ur not gonna believe this"
"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"
"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."
"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"
"Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything."