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Joke of the Day
"Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything."
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"All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?"
"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"
"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."
"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"
"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."
"My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game"
"Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?"