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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"For years I thought the ghost in my house was trying to scare me, turns out he was just booing my awful jokes"

"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""

"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"

"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"

"What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? Death threats."

"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."

"Hey Nikon, just a friendly heads-up here... NOBODY gives one single fuck what camera Ashton Kutcher uses."