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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"

"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"

"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"

"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."

"Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved."

"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."

"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."

"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."

"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"

"Little Billy come out to his Dad... - Dad, I think I'm gay. - That's strange, when you were young, you did not seem to like anal sex."