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Joke of the Day

"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."

"At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table"

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"

"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."

"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."

"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"