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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't fart it's not a coat."

"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."

"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."

"Why do we.... Cook bacons and bake cookies?"

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."

"What's a thief's favorite type of armour? Steel armour"

"A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, ""Is there anything I should be worrying about?"" The doctor says, ""Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."""