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Joke of the Day
"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"
Next Joke
"Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006"
"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."
"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"
"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."
"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."
"*Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!"
"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."
"What do you call the mercury mine? Hg wells"