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Joke of the Day
"What was John Lennons final hit? The pavement"
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"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging"""
"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."
"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."
"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"
"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."
"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"
"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"
"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."