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Joke of the Day
"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."
Next Joke
"Use this to start a conversation with a stranger. ""On a hot day nothing feels more relaxing then butt chugging a slushy. Say, do you have a funnel?"""
"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."
"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, no minors."""
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"
"I once dated a midget... I was nuts over her"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."
"Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"