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Joke of the Day
"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"
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"I assume most of braille writing is just shit talking about non-blind people."
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"
"What do black men find most shocking about sex? Tazers"
"Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot."
"I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches. -Gay Frankenstein"
"Why was Jimmy Glasscock bad at hide and seek? You could always see him coming."
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."
"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."