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Joke of the Day

"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."

"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."

"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."

"You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If ""mom"" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*"

"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."

"I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called ""Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"""

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."

"When things are bad, remember: At least you're not as big an asshole as the guy who invented putting walnuts in chocolate chip cookies."

"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."