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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird? Gooks of Hazard"
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"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."
"The Chicago Bears"
"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."
"Politicians are like sperm And often I find myself asking ""How did this one win?"""
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."
"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."