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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
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"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."
"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."
"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."
"""I'm leaving you"" ""why?"" ""Your jokes are old and tiresome"" ""but, I can updog"" ""What's updog?"" ""NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-"" *slams door*"
"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."
"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."
"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"