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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
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"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"
"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""
"I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. She'll blow your mind, man."
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
"What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola."