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Joke of the Day
"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."
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"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."
"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"
"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."
"""You know the speed limit here, son?"" 45 ""You know how fast you were going?"" 88 ""So where you off to in such a hurry?"" 1985"
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."