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Joke of the Day
"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."
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"For everyone that works in a restaurant, or uses shredded cheese, Don't vote for trump! He wants to make America grate again!"
"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."
"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."
"Twitter is where the nerds from highshool shine because we know how to use correct grammar, metaphors, & sarcasm correctly. And we can read."
"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."