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Joke of the Day

"So a man asks a rabbi... ""Do you make a lot of money doing circumcisions?"" To which the Rabbi replies: ""Not really, but I get to keep the tips."""

"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"

"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and they aren't very funny."

"Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg"

"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."

"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."