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Joke of the Day

"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"

"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"

"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."

"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"

"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"