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Joke of the Day

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

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"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."
"Why do emo kids always have the latest technologies?"
"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"
"Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company"
"I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying ""Mao"""
"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."
"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."
"[warning: Dad joke] What country has the most internet crimes? E-gypt"
"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"