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Joke of the Day
"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."
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"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."
"glorious crime spree after being fired from wal mart., expertly hopping fences, chugging all the seeds out of my neighbors bird feeders,"
"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time."
"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"