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Joke of the Day

"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"

"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"

"Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed? because Santa came early! I'll let myself out."

"I don't think I'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a Happy Meal."

"I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again."

"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."

"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"

"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"

"By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."