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Joke of the Day
"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."
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"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."
"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"
"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"
"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints"
"What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!"
"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"
"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"
"Me: So, what do you do for a living? Her: I flip houses. Me: You must have incredible lower back strength. Her: You're an idiot."