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Joke of the Day

"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."

"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"

"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"

"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""

"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"

"Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis."

"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."

"My husband is doing that cute thing where he would happily drive into oncoming traffic & kill us all while trying to find a bug on his leg."

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."