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Joke of the Day

"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."

"Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder... ... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?"

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM."

"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month? What an Idiot."

"Football started as strictly butt-slapping & they built the rest of the game around that so it wouldn't look weird by itself"

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"