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Joke of the Day
"What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink? A Pink Car Nation!"
Next Joke
"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."
"What do you get when you breed a rabbit with an elephant? A dead rabbit with a beat-up asshole."
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."