199713

Joke of the Day

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend. I just say ""Yes ma'am"""

"I'm a wreck if I don't get my full 18 hours of sleep"

"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"In Gaza Strip... ...Kykes gas you!"

"Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan."

"If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!"

"What is a Mexican's favorite FPS? Borderlands."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you."

"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""