198610

Joke of the Day

"Either the dude in the bathroom was having a surprise birth, or he needs to eat a LOT less hay in his diet...."

"Honey Nut Cheerios I've said it before I'll say it again If Honey Nut Cheerios wanted more Jewish customers, they should change the Nut to Milk and call them Canaanios."

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""

"*Murderer points a gun at me* ""You wanna die today"" Me: ""Yeah kinda"" Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you wanna talk about it?"

"Just ordered some cops for my neighbours."

"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."

"""Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form."" University of Chicago"

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"